Total Medals Earned: 2,785 (From 598 different games.) Total Medal Score: 51,355 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Enter the cube
Enter the hexagon
Enter the pyramid
Enter the sphere
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
Wtf...?
It's so sad...
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (30/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (80/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/85 points)
Kill your first child
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels